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sometimes. i’m just so in love with me. that’s vanity, that’s typical, that’s female.

but for real. i’m gay as FUCK for me in the right dress and the right heels.

fuckin RELAX. i think it’s so sweet and so endearing of you to still be on this, but you gave me your number during work at 5guys. we saw each other for less than 10 minutes… you’re hot but where do we fit into each other’s lives? and as far as you know, i dont even have a last name. im so skeptical of your interest because youre too classic and nice and you must’ve picked up by now that i guess i’m neither of those things… so it’s pretty much a given that i’d ruin you with my typical jenna no fuzzy affections shit and wipe that gorgeous smile off your face even if you were serious. and okay, if you must know, if you really want to, something you “did wrong” and please, please don’t take too much offense since you did ask me, i don’t really appreciate getting texted every. single. day. or getting texted “did i do something wrong?” after i don’t text you for one day. after meeting you just one day. and then “can u talk” while a party is in full swing… i just, can’t. i know you’ve made valiant efforts to make legitimate plans but i just don’t know if it’s in the cards. also, unless you’ve found me on fb, do you even remember what i look like???

i’m certain this all makes me sound like a bad person… but this guy seriously hasn’t stopped texting me. he’s gorgeous, but we don’t know each other. why are you calling me hun like we’ve been dating for weeks and getting mortally offended when i don’t text back?

• I loooove those hand things, the Xcelerator or whatever, the hand dryers in bathrooms that nearly blow your hand off.
• Need tumblr app on my phone. Need tumblr app on my phone… Or a phone that types better, for that matter. Or to fucking track how i spent all that cash already. $20 but i got change of $9 for rachel’s birthday cake shot, $40 given to rof for our sushi but mine was $25 not including tax/tip and i forget how much change i got. Then we come to $20 for brewworks for her birthday dinner. Sigh. Mayyybe i should venture out and go to pat’s with miri. Could it be so bad? I mean even hooking up with him, like whatever. I’m sure i’ll change my mind when i’m there.
• So glad i deleted matt’s number. I dont need it, the sex isn’t good it’s just easy and cool having a place to crash in the city but in no way should i give him nearly as much weight as i do, which is minimal to begin with, but i’m so bored with all my options and i just hafta do something fun and wild real soon. That’s that!